If you haven't heard, Playboy announced this summer that they were going legit. They will no longer free the nipple. Or the vagina. No nudes, dudes! Playboy is now going to be a magazine read solely for the articles and naughty cartoons about boners. Of course, the mag has been making a living publishing airbrushed pics of mammary glands for over sixty years, and they wanted to make a big to-do about whose breasts would be featured in their final naked edition. And it's boob queen Pamela Anderson!
This is great news for any die-hard Baywatch fans, and bad news for Jenny McCarthy, who was hoping for the honor herself. Looks like it's better to support PETA than anti-vaxxing.
In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Pamela Anderson says the only thing that gave her pause was whether or not it'd be okay with her sons. It seems creepy to ask your sons if you can show the world you tatas, but it was actually just considerate. She describes her conversation with 19-year-old Brandon and 17-year-old Dylan thusly:
I said, 'Hef just called, he wants me to do the last cover of Playboy,' and he goes, 'Mom you've got to do it. We're older, we're not embarrassed anymore of you. You know, we think you're great.' He was so excited. He may have high-fived me! And then I asked Dylan too, and Dylan's like, 'Mom, you know you've done it all.' I don't know what to say but they were really excited for me, and I was excited too.
If you're curious about Playboy's titty swan song, the issue will be out December 11, along with an interview with Anderson by James Franco. That will probably be weird.
