Logan Paul. Dr. Pimple Popper.
Who can ask for anything more?
Professional douchebro (and Suicide Forest Corpse Exploiter) Logan Paul drove an hour and a half to Dr. Pimple Popper's pimple popping den to fangirl over everyone's favorite dermatologist, Dr. Sandra Lee.
It was a smorgusboard of dermatological delights.
First, a member of Paul's entourage got his "third nipple" removed from his armpit.

Then, it was Paul's turn on the table for his cute little back cyst.

Paul upped the romance in an already sensual scenario by having his girlfriend do the squeezing.
Like on that fancy Showtime show The Affair, this cyst-pop can be experienced from multiple different perspectives. Dr. Pipple Popper herself posted the view from her own channel.
This cyst popping is our generation's Zapruder film.