This is the chillest license plate, and tbh it will make you lol.

December 4, 2015, 11:25 am

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Often times, people try to sneak risky license plates past their state governments. And sometimes license plates get rejected in the heartland because of narrow-minded bureaucrats. But one lucky driver in the great state of West Virginia was randomly issued the chillest license plate ever:

For those that aren't familiar with why this is funny, DTF is an acronym for "down to f##k", and 420 is number slang for smoking marijuana. If the driver uses the plate, people might assume he requested it on purpose and is the worst. Or, he could cruise around town and people would shower him with free drugs and sex. Either way, it fits perfectly with the "wild, wonderful" slogan at the bottom.

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December 4, 2015, 12:00 pm

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Averne was adopted as an infant and raised as an only child. But in first grade, she found out that she had six siblings who went to live with different families after her birth parents split up. "I was very curious about my brother and sisters and couldn't wait to meet them. I started searching in high school but didn't find anything," she said in the r/Adoption subreddit. "I decided to search again in college, but they found me first. It took me 10 years and all seven of us 15 years to finally get all of us together in the same place at once." 

Finally, 15 years after the initial contact, all seven of the siblings united in California to meet, catch up, and make childhood memories together. 

She wrote, 

This is the seven of us. We're fully biological siblings who were spilt up and adopted by 5 different families. We found each other for the first time 15 years ago, but never had all 7 of us in the same place at the same time until this June. We asked a photographer to take some family photos of us creating childhood memories we missed out on.

They did some classic childhood activities to create the photos.

They sneakily read with a flashlight after bedtime.

They had a big pillow fight.

They had a big birthday party to make up for all the years they missed.

They had the tickle fight of tickle fights.

They formed a family band.

 

And took an adorable portrait on the stairs. 

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December 4, 2015, 12:46 pm

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This lady's letter to Adele contains so many curse words and mentions of bodily fluids.

December 4, 2015, 1:00 pm

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An Irish woman named Stephanie Pope wrote an open letter to Adele, and unlike most open letters, this one talks a lot about puking and pissing before getting to the inspiring stuff. That may be why it's gone viral; people are probably sick of hearing sappy stories about how this or that song helped someone drag their life outta the gutter with its catchy hook. Stephanie's story is much closer to real life. This is how we're meant to sing along to Adele: drunk as a sailor.

She writes:

Dear Adele,

I had just split up with my fiancée 2 weeks previous when you sang at the Brit Awards.

I still lived with the prick and went on a ‘fuck you’ night out with my mates. I had got pissed as a newt in an hour! Ya know when they say you get pissed quicker when your an emotional wreck?!.. Yeah it was one of those nights. Anyway, in my black dress, black tights, black heels, I came home crashing through the front door absolutely wasted, obliviously trailing dog shit on my shoes, right through my lovely hallway. I made my way to the kitchen bin where I puked my guts up and pissed my pants whilst doing so, I stumbled into the living room and pressed play on your recorded performance of ‘someone like you’ on the TV. I sang and cried at the top of my lungs, believing I was you as I belted out every word to the bastard In the doorway looking at me with disgust! He closed the door on me and went to bed! I didn’t give a shit, I was pissed and I was a woman, with feelings, and a heart, and I deserved better. All I needed was me and you, because you understood! Lol!! We connected that night! There I was with dog shit on my shoes, sick on my dress, standing in pissy tights and pants, with zero dignity and not knowing a fuck what I was gonna do now. But in that instant you became me and I became you!!

Feels like a million years ago now but I just wanted you to know about it!!

I’m Now free of the ex fiancée, totally cured and healed by the man of my dreams, my best buddy (and now husband). Thanks for helping me through it all.

All my love, respect and deepest thanks.

Stephanie

Adele probably doesn't want to feel like she became a woman covered in piss and vomit for any amount of time, even if it was just an instant. But the truth is, she's probably been there in her own life. We've all been there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0

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December 4, 2015, 1:10 pm

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One Direction and James Corden tested their luck on The Late Late Show as they played a game of "Tattoo Roulette." Corden, along with each member of the band, were given mystery boxes, with one of the boxes indicating that a person would get a tattoo live on the show. If Corden lost, he'd get a 1D tattoo, and if any of the boy wonders lost, they'd get a tattoo saying "Late Late." Most of the band members are covered in tattoos, with the exception of Niall Horan, which made him extremely nervous to play the game. Corden is also sans ink, and he was the most nervous of all. They should be nervous, as bad tattoos have caused wives to leave husbands and take a skilled artist to fix properly.

Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson were both safe out of the gate, which truly freaked out Horan and Corden. They were more freaked out about what's in the box than Brad Pitt's character at the end of the movie Se7en:

Harry Styles is now the proud owner of a tattoo honoring The Late Late Show. He chose to get it on his arm surrounded by several other tattoos, but honestly he could get it on his forehead and his swooning international fans would still love him.

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December 4, 2015, 1:25 pm

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A stranger took a selfie with Reddit user MrsRoseyCrotch's husband while he was asleep at the airport, and then sent it to her from her husband's phone. She was super confused at the bizarre scenario, so she did what any person in her weird, potentially dangerous situation would do: tell Reddit about it. It quickly made the front page, and went on to garner over three million views on Imgur. 

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Reddit users had some, um, theories as to what was going on:

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She wrote a follow up post a few hours later, when she found out what had happened. Turns out it was his coworker messing with him.

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 Classic coworker.

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December 4, 2015, 1:30 pm

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December 4, 2015, 1:35 pm

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In a truly strange and unsettling spectacle, dozens of TV news reporters, their crews, and random gawkers flooded into the apartment of alleged San Bernardino shooters Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik today, filming the couple's personal effects and bumping into each other in the process. The incident occurred after the FBI had concluded its investigation, removing all evidence and dangerous material from the residence. At that point, they nailed a large piece of plywood over the door and turned the apartment back over to the landlord.

That same landlord later removed the plywood, allowing everyone who felt like it to walk around and touch everything like it was a grotesque open house. Whether of not he explicitly gave reporters permission to enter is still unclear. It was a very bizarre scene, with multiple reporters describing how unseemly it was while simultaneously taking part in the carnage. And of course, the whole thing was caught on camera from every conceivable angle. Mashable edited the footage into a concise compilation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRDe3LcPR4

The irony is that everyone there knew there was nothing significant to be learned from the contents of the home, because the FBI had already gone over it with a fine-toothed comb. But that didn't stop them from piling on the least exclusive scoop in TV news history, bragging about which phone bill, post-it note, or baby book they saw before anyone else on the scene.

Several media outlets later apologized for showing the live images, blurring out personal documents like IDs for rebroadcast. Reports also claim that the landlord may be facing criminal charges for opening the apartment, even though it was no longer an active crime scene.

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/672855452795834368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Why does your dog stare at you while he poops? Experts finally have answers.

December 4, 2015, 2:00 pm

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It's the same thing every day. You take your dog outside, there's some sniffing, circling, squatting, and then you feel it… your dog's eyes boring straight into your soul, for the entire duration of his poop. As much as you love your furry friend, the impromptu staring contest is a little intense. So why do they do it? Here are a few explanations from the dog experts at The Dodo.

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1. Thinks you're Mom:

A 2009 study on eye contact between humans and their dogs found that the mutual gaze produces a physiological response very similar to that between mothers and infants. So it's not just the constant baby talk then.

https://www.instagram.com/p/6VsMgIhoYz/

2. Wants a reward.

Like a junkie, your dog just wants his next fix. He hasn't forgotten his puppy days when he was getting crazy praise for doing his business outside. Dog behavior expert and trainer Madeline Friedman said, "I think the dog remembers the reinforcement and hopes for more."

https://www.instagram.com/p/7zEDnwCIJ2/

3. Wants your permission.

That intense stare could just be looking for approval that she's pooping in the right spot. She hasn't forgotten being punished for taking a dump on the rug that one time.

https://www.instagram.com/p/3zi5YjLRzK/

4. Wolf pack instinct.

"The feeling of being vulnerable is left over from their wild ancestor, the wolf, who still has to fend for himself in the wild. I think dogs are making sure we have their backs while they're in that vulnerable position for an extended period of time," Friedman told The Dodo.

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5. Maybe it's us?

Vet, Dr. Sonja Olson brought up a good point: "Maybe it's you that's initiating and holding the eye contact." Oh yeah, it could be possible that we're the ones staring at them, anxiously awaiting to scoop that sh*t up as soon as it hits the grass, and they are just looking back at us like WTF.

https://www.instagram.com/p/7AuOFIM-w6/?tagged=dogpooping

And that's why they return the favor when we're in the bathroom. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/v6X_ldRW6l/?tagged=dogwatchingmepoop

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December 4, 2015, 2:20 pm

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It seems like Gordy Yates is a little jealous of his twin sister's life of motherhood and yoga, yet enjoys his world traveling lifestyle. He's also never gotten her a present for their mutual birthday in their entire shared life! He writes on his blog:

My twin sister Meredith is so great and I am so bad. Every year on my birthday, she gets me something cool: a t-shirt, a funny book, something she wanted to get rid of but chose to give to me instead, and so much more. And no matter where I’ve lived, she’s always either sent the gift in a package or saved it to give to me later.

And I’m the worst brother because I never get her anything for her birthday. Generally, I don’t get someone a birthday present if they live far away, so I usually don’t get her ANYTHING even though she always gets me something.

Back door brag much? Maybe it's you who lives far away from her, dude. Anyway, Gordy decided to go all out for their 28th and give her the gift that keeps on giving: mockery. He recreated 28 of her Instagram posts from the last year, but since he doesn't have any of his own infants, he borrowed a neighbor's cat for the project. They're very funny with just the right dash of sad:

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December 4, 2015, 2:30 pm

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A new study from the University of Waterloo in Canada suggests that people who post inspirational quotes on Facebook are, well, uh, kinda stupid. More specifically, the study found "a link between low intelligence and being impressed by seemingly profound quotes." Their method for discovering this? Trolling.

The researchers took a bunch of quotes from www.sebpearce.com, a website that generates "random statements meant to sound profound." It'll give you stupid stuff like this:

They presented study participants with these b/s quotes alongside regular quotes, and asked them to rate their profundity on a scale of one to five. Here's what researchers found out:

Those who were unable to detect the bullshit and rated the pseudo-profound as actually profound were determined to be lower in intelligence, less likely to engage in reflective thinking, and more likely to hold conspiratorial or paranormal beliefs.

So next time, think before you try to convince everyone that "this life is nothing short of a condensing osmosis of divine conscious living," or some other bullsh*t.

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December 4, 2015, 2:40 pm

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In order to display the SHEER POWER of one of its heavy duty trucks, Volvo decided to perform the very dangerous-sounding stunt of letting a 4-year-old drive it. The kid, thankfully, wasn't inside the truck, but was remote-controlling it from a distance. Or maybe they just filmed a 4-year-old mashing the buttons of a controller and edited it with footage of a heavy-duty truck crashing around. Either way, this video is a little like watching Criss Angel: you'll enjoy it more if you don't think too hard and just believe the magic is real. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kx67NnuSd0

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December 4, 2015, 2:50 pm

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A 98-year-old couple from southwest China recently celebrated their anniversary by recreating their wedding day photos from 70 years ago. Cao Yuehua and Wang Devi returned to Chongqing's Northern Hot Springs Park on Nov. 24, where they first wed in 1945. After so many years of marriage, you have to be creative with anniversaries, just like the couple that recreated Up for their 60th anniversary. Their son explained why they wanted to do something special for their 70th:

They have been together for so long, going through the war, the political turmoil and diseases, and can still stay with each other and love each other. We want to help them to commemorate their love.

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Wang and Cao met in 1943 in Kunming, Yunnan Province, at a ball which was organized by staff and students of China's most prestigious universities, who luckily evacuated from enemy-occupied areas during World War II. They met at a dance! That's how you landed a boo back in the day. And before text messages with emojis, you had to write love poems by hand:

Nowadays, they can barely remember many things in their life, but they can recite the love poems they wrote to each other during the wartime.

If anyone who recently got married tries to recreate their wedding photos in 70 years, they're going to have a tough time getting their nearly 100-year-old bridesmaids to simultaneously jump in the air. Hopefully after that many years, brides realize it's also not cool to ask your friends to spend hundreds of dollars on a matching dress they'll only wear once.

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December 4, 2015, 3:00 pm

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Observe as the Felis catus stalks its prey. It utilizes the space beneath the chair to ensure its movements go undetected. It then takes a moment to collect itself before locking onto its target and making a move.

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IT POUNCES! BOOOOOOOM! IN THE FACE!

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December 4, 2015, 8:50 pm

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It's Bartender Appreciation Day! To thank the heroes who help us put booze into our booze-holes, here are the some of the most insane stories from Bartenders posted on Reddit. If these don't make you want to tip your bartender, nothing will.

1. "Luckily their kid wasn't cool at all."

2. So busted!

3. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Didn't say anything about pants though!

4. That's impressive aim.

5. Hello, is it me you're kicking out?

6. Wait, every day?

7. Chex yourself before you wreck yourself.

8. We'll always have tequila…

9. Extreme Bar Makeover.

10. Where everybody knows your name, and your fetishes.

11. The customer is not always right.

12. Senior moments.

13. The old switch-a-roo.

14. Some like it hot.

15. Self service.

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December 5, 2015, 5:00 am

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Justin Theroux nearly died on his honeymoon, almost made Jennifer Aniston single again.

December 5, 2015, 6:58 am

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Justin Theroux revealed he had a brush with death on his honeymoon with Jennifer Aniston. The couple wed earlier this year in a super-secret ceremony, which curiously excluded a few Friends cast members as guests and at last broke the gypsy curse keeping Aniston single for so many years. Theroux described the close call while scuba diving trip on Live with Kelly and Michael, when his tank malfunctioned and his instructor didn't seem to think it was a big deal. Everyone has had the experience of a skilled instructor blowing you off when your instincts tell you something is wrong, perhaps with a trainer of yoga instructor. But having that experience under water is a nightmare:

We're going really deep and I look at [the tank] and it's on red. I swim over and show it [to the instructor] and he [hand signals] to keep swimming.

Theroux managed to get the attention of a friend, who assisted him with oxygen until they could safely return to the surface. Now that he has a new lease on life, he can focus on the things that matter most, like his new Instagram account.

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December 5, 2015, 7:56 am

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Someone recreated Adele's "Hello" using only movie quotes, adding to the ever-expanding universe of using "Hello" for entertainment purposes beyond simply listening to it. There's the guy singing it in the style of 25 different artists, a marching band covering the song, and a perfect mashup with Lionel Richie. And now we have the lyrics delivered by famous movie characters, with appearances from Star Wars, Scarface, Anchorman, and more than one from 1997's Batman & Robin for some reason:

The masterful editor behind this mashup included Bruce Lee and even a quick clip from Coming to America. If you're not familiar with most of those clips, grab your friend that's a movie nerd and they'll get you squared away on what you need to watch this weekend.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have welcomed a baby boy, their second child together. Kim posted the news "KANYE AND I WELCOME OUR BABY BOY!" on her website and app. There's no word on a name yet, though everyone is wondering if it will be a cardinal direction like his big sis North. The rumored name leaked a few months ago was "Easton." Whatever the name, fans can look forward to watching him grow up on social media. Just yesterday Kim joked that she was ready for the baby's arrival on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/p/-5XbjiuSx9/?taken-by=kimkardashian

Congrats to Kim and Kanye, and hopefully their son will be a pro at handling life surrounded by cameras, just like North. Looks like lil' Yeezus arrived a few weeks short of a Christmas Day birthday.