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These kids wrote hilarious recipes and the internet can't stop laughing.

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Twitter user Jordan Adams (@JordanKAdams97) posted a few pages from his nephew's Pre-K cookbook and the tweet has gone viral, garnering 47,000 retweets and over 116,000 likes as of right now. That's because the recipes are absolutely hilarious. The kids' attempts at coming up with even the ingredients for their favorite foods made us laugh, and also made us very relieved that these kids can't be near an oven or stove unsupervised.

Adams' nephew, Ethan, chose Ethan's Eggs as his recipe. The prep time is 1 hour and the cook time is apparently 2 seconds. Hmm. And it turns out all you need for Ethan's Eggs are pancakes, sugar, and Skittles.

Basically the instructions are: cook your own pancakes and then bring them to Ethan's house, where he will give you the eggs because his mom "makes eggs all the time." Not sure where the Skittles come in, but maybe as a topper?

Next up is Arianna's Macaroni, which contains melted cheese and macaroni, and also apples, strawberries, toys, a backpack and one doll (mmmm). This is a slightly more complicated recipe. Arianna's instructions read,

First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted cheese. The oven has to be hot like fire...like a candle...like for birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that it's time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a swimming pool. (Note: Not sure how essential this part is to the recipe.) My sister says, "Why do you go to the swimming pool and I say, "Because I like it." Now I go home (Note: Okay, so cook time is one swimming pool party) and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says, "Why do you do that?" it's becuase you blow on the macaroni so it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

Sounds pretty easy! Next up are Joe's Tacos, which he decided to change to cheesy roll ups because he "really [doesn't] remember anything," and cheesy roll-ups are "super easy" (probably because they come directly from Taco Bell). His recipe is a little more advanced, only for serious chefs.

If you'd like to make Joe's Tacos/Cheesy Roll Ups, here's how:

First I don't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I change this to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is only 3 stuff you need, white cheese, yellow cheese and tortilla. I don't even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is too hard to think about tacos. But I can make cheesy roll ups. They are super easy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and I don't know where to buy the white cheese. I don't know how to make tacos. Cheesy roll ups are better because I know how to make them. Let me think...one time I made candy and it turned brown. I don't want tacos anymore. I like them, but I love cheesy roll ups more. I don't like beans because they make me throw up. My mom made me eat a burrito one time with beans and I threw up. Wait...I know how to make watermelon it is easy...just buy the watermelon and eat it.

Can't argue with that.

Finally, we have Sebastian's pancakes, which serve three and cost $70. That's pretty pricey considering that according to Sebastian, the only ingredient is salt. His very detailed directions read,

You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns so you have to be careful. You make like, something and put it in and it cooks. Then you get a plate and finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table, you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on it.

People on Twitter couldn't help but laugh at the this adorable naiveté.

Joe, don't worry about the tacos! Cheesy roll ups and one watermelon will be fine!


Principal apologizes to black students for 'insensitive' prom tickets.

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The principal of Cherry Hill High School in New Jersey has apologized for prom tickets that have offended some students and parents.

Dr. Dennis Perry issued this apology after the school caught flack for writing "party like it's 1776" on their prom tickets. The event was to be held at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia. Of course, millions of African Americans were enslaved in America in 1776, and that sounds like the worst party...ever.

In his apology letter, Dr. Perry says that "it was insensitive and irresponsible not to appreciate that not all communities can celebrate was life was like in 1776."

According to The Courior Post, black students make up 6.2 per cent of the student body, 22.4 per cent are Asians and 5.6 per cent are Hispanic. The majority – 62.2 per cent— are white.

Lloyd Henderson, president of the Camden County NAACP East chapter, called the tickets "another example that the culture at Cherry Hill East is one where the African American students’ needs are not considered along with the rest of the school."

But he did accept Perry's apology:

"I do take some solace in the fact that Mr. Perry immediately recognized and acknowledged the insensitivity of the comment," added Henderson.

Danny Elmore, a vice president for the Cherry Hill African American Civic Association, echoed the sentiment by saying, "I believe that Perry handled the situation well."

However, not everyone is on board with Perry's apology. As a matter of fact, many thought that the principal should not have apologized at all.

Here are a few responses to the apology letter on Twitter:

Students who attend prom are promised a "commemorative" ticket with a new design that omits the offending language.

5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. Donald Trump Jr., because he got caught colluding with other countries, too.

Trumps love the Gulf almost as much as they love golf.

While the world was watching the Royal Wedding, the New York Times published an astonishing report about one of America's princes, one Donald Trump Jr.

We already knew that Don Jr. hosted a meeting in Trump Tower to get dirt on Hillary Clinton from a lawyer connected to the Russian government, but His Royal Highness isn't just a Russophile—he was willing to compromise the sovereignty of the American election with everyone!

According to the Times, on August 3rd, 2016—three months before the election—Don Jr. hosted a confab with "an Israeli specialist in social media manipulation," an "an emissary for two wealthy Arab princes," and "a Republican donor with a controversial past in the Middle East as a private security contractor." Talk about the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Here's what they offered America's Large Adult First Son:

The emissary, George Nader, told Donald Trump Jr. that the princes who led Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates were eager to help his father win election as president. The social media specialist, Joel Zamel, extolled his company’s ability to give an edge to a political campaign; by that time, the firm had already drawn up a multimillion-dollar proposal for a social media manipulation effort to help elect Mr. Trump. The company, which employed several Israeli former intelligence officers, specialized in collecting information and shaping opinion through social media.

It is unclear whether such a proposal was executed, and the details of who commissioned it remain in dispute. But Donald Trump Jr. responded approvingly, according to a person with knowledge of the meeting, and after those initial offers of help, Mr. Nader was quickly embraced as a close ally by Trump campaign advisers — meeting frequently with Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law, and Michael T. Flynn, who became the president’s first national security adviser. At the time, Mr. Nader was also promoting a secret plan to use private contractors to destabilize Iran, the regional nemesis of Saudi Arabia and the Emirates.

"It is illegal for foreign governments or individuals to be involved in American elections, and it is unclear what — if any — direct assistance Saudi Arabia and the Emirates may have provided," the Times notes. "But two people familiar with the meetings said that Trump campaign officials did not appear bothered by the idea of cooperation with foreigners."

Soliciting foreign election assistance is very illegal, but Papa President doesn't seem at all concerned by this revelation.

Here's the TL;DR of Trumpism:

Foreigners living and working in America = BAD!

Foreigners working to help him win the election = GOOD!


4. Mario Batali, because he's under criminal investigation by the NYPD.

This is Mario Batali, NOT Winston Churchill.

Last night, 60 Minutes aired its harrowing investigation into Mario Batali, a piggy-looking man who seems to prove the adage "You are what you eat," and the New York Police Department is following up with it.

CBS News alleges that Batali inappropriately touched female servers at swanky Manhattan restaurant The Spotted Pig, where he was an investor.

Anderson Cooper spoke with a woman who came forward about a graphic, devastating incident in 2005:

Woman: I woke up by myself on the floor, I don’t know where I am, of an empty room, wooden floor. I see broken bottles. The first thing I think is, “I’ve been drugged.” That was the first thing I thought is, “I’ve been—I’ve been assaulted.”

Woman: My right leg was very deeply wounded, like, scratched, like, deep scratches.

Woman: I didn’t think I had been raped. I didn’t feel any kind of trauma...

Anderson Cooper: Internally, you didn’t feel—

Woman: I didn’t feel any trauma internally. But I also did find—I looked on my skirt—There were two areas. It looked like DNA.

Anderson Cooper: Semen.

Woman: Semen.

After 60 Minutes aired, the restaurant group that Batali co-founded, announced that they were severing all ties with him.

Time's up.


3. Chelsy Davy, because her ex Prince Harry got royally married and she became a royal meme.

royal wedding GIF by BBC
"I've made a huge mistake."

It's tough when an ex gets married. It's even tougher when you're at the wedding, and the wedding is in a castle, and the wedding in the castle is on television.

Zimbabwean lawyer and jewelry designer Chelsy Davy was Prince Harry's on-again, off-again girlfriend from 2004 until 2011, and the chill new Duke of Sussex invited her to the ceremony making it official that they are off forever: his wedding.

The BBC's cameras caught a glimpse at Davy's reaction to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's fairytale wedding and boy, did she go on a face journey.

Poor Chelsy's mug became the look of exes everywhere as she and her "funeral attire" became a global meme.

Cheer up, Chelsy. At least you're still allowed to have opinions.


2. The woman who trolled the police and then got caught in a sting.

No, she wasn't arrested by the Fashion Police for wearing socks with sandals.

When you get away with a crime, it's important not to get cocky about it.

A woman in Moses Lake, Washington met the cops last week when she was a passenger in a car that got pulled over for driving on a suspended license. The 19-year-old Kayla Irizzary left the scene because there was no legal basis to keep her there, but she then bragged on the cops' Facebook about "getting away."

But as the Moses Lake Police Department sayeth on Facebook, "What social media giveth, social media taketh away." After obtaining a search warrant, the cops discovered in the vehicle that she rode in "a purse that contained her identification and a pistol, which Irizzary is not eligible to possess as she is a prolific felon."

What social media giveth, social media taketh away: Woman who trolled MLPD back in custody You may recall that last...

Posted by Moses Lake Police Department on Saturday, May 19, 2018

So at 2:30 AM on Saturday, the tricky coppers "set up a meeting with Irizzary, ironically enough using social media." When she realized it was a set up, Irizzary made a run for it, but was "caught in about four steps" and "booked into the Grant County Jail on charges of unlawful possession of a firearm and possession of heroin."

Send not to know for whom the bell trolls. It trolls for thee.


1. The lady who turned down an interview with Meghan Markle.

Oopsie.

Everyone on Earth is talking about Meghan Markle (and probably everyone on Jupiter and Neptune, too). Before she was the Duchess of Sussex (say that ten times fast), Her Royal Highness was a relatively unknown actress with a PR machine smaller than the Palace.

Kathryn Whittaker, who works in brand partnerships at Twitter, offered to hook the site up with an interview, but the Twitter Head of TV and Film Talent didn't know who she was.

People find this throwback hilarious knowing just how famous Markle is now.

Lara Cohen, the Twitter exec who turned her down, has no regrets, but maybe a little sarcasm.

Shoulda wouda coulda.

25 Memes For Anyone Still Obsessed With The Royal Wedding.

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If you got up at 4 am on Saturday to watch two people you've never met get married, this meme list is for you. I still haven't recovered, but these hilarious Royal Wedding memes are helping tremendously. Congrats Harry and Meghan!

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25 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and if that's true then you really should have to pay a copay for today's list of funny memes. We're all gonna live forever!

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Enjoy Meghan and Harry's official wedding portraits before you go back to real life.

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If you're already missing the glamour and excitement of this past Saturday's royal wedding between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, fear not: Kensington Palace has released three official photographs of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, taken by photographer Alexi Lubomirski.

A gorgeous black and white photo shows the newlyweds posing alone.

The caption reads, "The Duke and Duchess of Sussex would like to thank everyone who took part in the celebrations of their wedding on Saturday. They feel so lucky to have been able to share their day with all those gathered in Windsor and also all those who watched the wedding on television across the UK, Commonwealth, and around the world."

Another picture shows the whole family. There's the Duke and Duchess, of course, as well as the mother of the bride, Doria Ragland, and the father and stepmother of the groom, Prince Charles and Camilla Bowles. The photo also includes Queen Elizabeth II, Harry's brother, Prince Willliam, and his wife, Duchess Kate. And then there's William and Kate's children, Prince George and Princess Charlotte. (There are a lot of titles here and I'm sure I'm getting them all wrong. My apologies to the royal family, who are probably reading this with severe looks of disapproval.)

The final picture shows just the Duke and Duchess along with all the Bridesmaids and Page Boys. How absolutely precious is this?

Thankfully, these pictures are helping fill the gaping hole left in our world now that the royal wedding is over.

24 Memes Men Probably Won't Find That Funny.

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You know what they say, Ladies be laughing at memes. Here's a list you and your gal pals will definitely be able to relate to. Sorry boys!

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Teens are tweeting out their wills with #IfIDieInASchoolShooting.

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School shootings have become tragically routine in America, and so have the responses.

Republicans send "thoughts and prayers," insisting that it's "too soon" to talk about gun laws. Conspiracy theorists and conservative media talking heads call the survivors "crisis actors" and try to smear the victims. The conversation moves on to whatever Kardashian is naked on Instagram. And then another shooting happens.

Lawmakers insist that they know what's best for the victims when they reject the conversation about gun reform, but children are no longer accepting the status quo.

Survivors of the shooting at Stoneman Douglas High School shared on Twitter what they feel is the best way to honor the victims, using their cutting, bleak-as-hell comedic voice and the hashtag #IfIDieInASchoolShooting.

Young adults all over the country are writing their wills, when they should be writing their finals.

Some kids used the hashtag to muse about the afterlife.

Others are emphasizing the momentous ocassions in life that the kids shot in their schools are robbed of when they're taken so young.

This is what teens are thinking about these days.

They're not spending their weekends eating Tide Pods, and they may still be getting *lit* with the *fam*, but they're also thinking about what they'd like to happen in case they are murdered at school.

This is America.


Khloé Kardashian posts workout photos 5 weeks after giving birth, and the haters are hating.

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Khloé Kardashian took to Snapchat to show off her 'post-baby body' (a.k.a. her body) just five weeks after giving birth to baby True, and for some reason it is already pissing people off.

According to recent Snapchat posts, the 33 year old recently returned to the gym— or her "sanctuary," as she calls it— after giving birth to her first child.

Wow, I guess one woman's sanctuary is another woman's HELL HOLE, but hey! Whatever gets you through the day, girl! Good for you!

But Kardashian didn't just posted these gym-selfies just out vanity shameless self love...she did it to troll the idiots who have been giving her sh*t online about her body:

"What I’m annoyed about is that I’ve read a couple of times on Twitter that, you know, they feel that I’m focusing too much on my body, but the truth is, I’ve worked out five or six days a week before I got pregnant and that’s my sanctuary and something I love to do," Kardashian responded.

"So I want to start doing that now and getting into my rhythm and in between feedings I want to find time to work out because that’s going to be my new normal," said Kardashian.

Also, are people really complaining about this? Working out is healthy, and Khloé can do whatever she wants with her body. Plus, didn't people shame her for being "too fat" like, a few years ago?

She added:

"Just because I have a baby, doesn’t mean I have to stop doing the things that I love, and I love working out and getting my mind right."

Hell yeah.

People are losing it over the way this ex-college dropout surprised his parents.

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A few years ago, Texas-based student Hanss Mujica was suspended from his college. Now he is making it up to his parents with a big, emotional surprise that might just make you shed a few tears.

Seriously, grab some tissues before reading this one, folks.

Mujica says telling his parents that he got suspended from university was "truly unbearable," so when it came time to graduate, he wanted to make it up to them in a big way. He decided to break the news of his graduation to his parents with a surprise photoshoot. Of course, the pictures and video eventually made their way onto Mujica's Facebook page earlier this month, and they went totally viral.

They've always said that the greatest gift you can ever gift your parents, is the gift of education. I've planned for...

Posted by Hanss Mujica on Saturday, May 12, 2018

This is what Hanss Mujica wrote in his post:

They've always said that the greatest gift you can ever gift your parents, is the gift of education. I've planned for this moment for so long and it finally came. A few years ago, I was suspended from the university. Yes. I'm not afraid to admit it. The look on my parents face of disappointment was truly unbearable. I told myself that day that I would never do anything to ever disappoint them again. Here we are a few years later... planning a surprise photoshoot for my parents. They thought it was a family shoot for a project... little did they know it was my graduation announcement. Inside the envelope laid the two invitation tickets for my graduation. "Por ustedes empecé, por ustedes acabe..." ​​​​​​ Gracias mamá y papá!

Whoops, my eyes are sweating! How sweet are these pictures!?!?

The emotional moment was also captured on video:

Posted by Hanss Mujica on Tuesday, May 15, 2018

At time of publication, the post has been shared over 47,000 times. People were very moved by Hanss' sweet suprise:

Congrats to the graduate and his proud parents!

Harry and Meghan's wedding pics contained a hidden tribute to Princess Diana. No, you're crying.

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If the royal wedding between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle (now the Duchess of Sussex) made you cry, get ready to shed a few more tears. The couple made sure to include hints of Prince Harry's late mother, Princess Diana, throughout the ceremony.

For example, Markle's bouquet included forget-me-nots, which were Princess Diana's favorite flowers.

Yesterday, Kensington Palace released three official photos from the wedding, one of which features Prince Harry seated on a green chair, with his bride kneeling on the floor in front of him.

If that chair looks at all familiar to you royal buffs, it's because it's the very same one Princess Diana was seated on when pictures were taken after Prince Harry's baptism.

Princess Diana died tragically on August 31, 1997, the result of traffic collision.

Diana, Princess of Wales was not the only one honored at the royal ceremony. For example, the tiara Markle wore, loaned to her by Queen Elizabeth, was originally worn by Prince Harry's great-great-grandmother, Queen Mary. And the Duchess' veil had the flower of each of the 53 Commonwealth countries embroidered into it.

Absolutely stunning.

25 Memes Everyone Needs To Laugh At By 5pm.

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There are some things you and your coworkers can always agree on, work sucks, reheating fish in the microwave is rude, and memes friggin' rule.

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Woman shares side-by-side butt photos to prove 'perfect' bodies do not exist.

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In today's culture, we are daily inundated with pictures of perfect-looking bodies, whether on TV or magazines or Instagram. Some of those bodies might be photoshopped, while others might belong to seriously fit people. But the important thing to remember is that no body, no matter to whom it belongs, actually always looks "perfect."

Fitness person Louise (@mybetter_self on Instagram) recently posted two pictures of her butt, side by side.

« You cannot understand, you have a perfect body ». ⠀ ⠀ Yes, I workout. Yes, I eat healthy. No, I do not have a perfect body. And you know why ? Because I stopped looking for it. ⠀ ⠀ When I started working out, I had these crazy expectations on the body I hoped / wanted to get. Finally, I will get a thigh gap, a flat stomach, and no more cellulite !! Because that’s how a healthy body is perceived. Because people make you think is it not normal to have it. But you know what ? It is. Yes, I still store fat on my stomach. Yes, I still have cellulite. And yes, I am still « healthy ». Remember one thing : your body is NOT the enemy 💫 _______________________________________ « Toi, tu ne peux pas comprendre, tu as un corps parfait ». ⠀ ⠀ Oui, je fais du sport. Oui, je mange sain. Non, je n’ai pas un corps parfait. Et vous savez pourquoi ? Parce que j’ai arrêté de le rechercher. ⠀ ⠀ Quand j’ai commencé le sport, j’avais ces attentes incroyables sur le corps que je voulais / espérais avoir. A moi le thigh gap, le ventre plat, plus de cellulite !! Pourquoi ? Parce qu’on vous fait croire que c’est ça, un corps sain. Parce qu’on nous fait croire que ces choses là ne sont pas normales. Et vous savez quoi ? Elles le sont. Oui, je stocke toujours la graisse dans le ventre. Oui, j’ai toujours de la cellulite. Et oui, je suis quand même quelqu’un de « sain ». Rappelez-vous d’une chose : votre corps n’est PAS votre ennemi 💫 . . . #youareenough #selfacceptance #bodypositive #realitycheck #bbg #tbc #gfg #girlgains

A post shared by Louise| Thinker & Maker (@mybetter_self) on

As you can see, in one picture her butt looks basically perfect, while in the next, where she's clenched her muscles tightly, her butt looks flatter and there are traces of cellulite. But obviously the pictures were taken just moments apart.

In the photo's caption, she wrote:

You cannot understand, you have a perfect body.

Yes, I workout.
Yes, I eat healthy.
No, I do not have a perfect body.
And you know why ?
Because I stopped looking for it. ⠀

When I started working out, I had these crazy expectations on the body I hoped / wanted to get.
Finally, I will get a thigh gap, a flat stomach, and no more cellulite !! Because that’s how a healthy body is perceived.
Because people make you think is it not normal to have it.
But you know what ?
It is.
Yes, I still store fat on my stomach.
Yes, I still have cellulite.
And yes, I am still « healthy ». Remember one thing : your body is NOT the enemy

It's great that people like Louise are out there showing the real truth about their own bodies. But it's a little frustrating that the majority of people showing off their bodies, "flaws" and all, already have what society deems great bodies. Not all of us are fitness models, and while eating right and exercising are crucial to a body's well-being, they don't always determine how your body looks. So it's important to remember that even if you don't look like Louise, your body is still fine, even great. As long as you treat it right, you should always love your body and all the things it does for you.

Texas senator gets ripped apart for 'defending' school shooter.

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Republicans will blame gun violence on everything but guns.

Incoming NRA president and convicted felon Oliver North blamed Ritalin for the fact that a 17-year-old kid walked into Santa Fe High School in Texas and killed ten people. Conservative pundit Hugh Hewitt proposed a ban on trench coats. The lieutenant governor of Texas suggested legislation on doors.

Senator John Cornyn, the Texas senator who isn't Ted Cruz, is repeating the old talking point about bullying, sharing an article that quotes the mass murderer's father as seeing that he is a "good boy."

The ratio of comments to likes and retweets proves that this is an objectively terrible tweet.

People were disgusted by Senator Cornyn's tweet, asking him if he even knows what "good boy" means.

Seriously, which side is he on?

Senator Cornyn had to send out a tweet insisting that he was not promoting the idea that the shooter was a victim, he was just sharing a quote from the shooter's father.

It's never a good day when you haven't eaten lunch yet and you're already insisting that you're not defending a school shooter.

This woman helped her boyfriend understand her anxiety disorder with this super handy list.

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Everyone has anxiety, but not everyone has an anxiety disorder, so the latter can sometimes be tricky to understand.

BoJack Horseman understands anxiety better than most humans.

Writer Kelsey Darragh created a handy guide for her boyfriend to prefer to whenever she's having a panic attack or a particularly difficult anxious episode.

Many actions are intuitive, like breathing exercises, and others might go against the natural impulse to say things like "Relax!" or "Cheer up!"

As number 13 notes: "Tell me not to fight it—rather, let it pass through me. The wore I try to control it [or for YOU to try and control it] the worse it will be."

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Pillows look delicious when you're panicking.

Here it is, typed out:

15 realistic things you can do to help me through a panic attack!

1. Know that I am scared and won't be able to explain why, so please don't freak out of be annoyed with me.

2. Find my meds if they're nearby and make sure I take it.

3. Breathing exercises are going to frustrate me but they are vital. Try and get me to sync my breathing with yours.

4. Make gentle suggestions of things we could do together to distract my panic. (Don't tell me what I need/should do - and listen when I say no to something).

5. For dissociative panic, remind me that this has happened before and this too shall pass! It always does, but it's scary when it's happening so maybe tell me some fun facts about me or our life together that will make me smile or laugh.

6. Sips of water can be helpful but don't tell me I need to eat or drink because trust me I feel like I'm going to vomit.

7. Keep breathing with me!

8. If we can leave where we are - take me home!

9. Please be really really nice to me. I'm not feeling like myself and I'm embarrassed. Feeling guilty already for putting you through this so please don't get frustrated with me.

10. Sometimes a really long big, loose, long hug will make me feel safe.

11. Helping me breathe will be hard but so key!

12. If it's really bad - call my mum or sister or BFF on the phone for me!

13. Tell me not to fight it - rather, let it pass through me. The more I try to control it, or for you to try and control it, the worse it will be.

14. Empathise with me! You may not get it, but you get me!

15. Once it passes (like hours later), open up a dialogue with me about it. How'd you do? What can we do next time?

People on Twitter loved the list, and began adding their own:

When it comes to living with or loving a person with anxiety, here's the most important thing to remember:

For more information about anxiety disorders, check out the National Institute of Mental Health.


Chrissy Teigen just shared the realest post-partum photo ever and the internet exploded.

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Chrissy Teigen has outdone herself yet again. The Queen of the Internet took six whole hours off Twitter last week to give birth to her second baby. And he is.....ADORABLE. Didn't see that one coming, did ya?!

Welcome to the world, Miles Theodore Stephens! We can't wait for your content.

But THEN, as if giving birth to a child is not badass enough, Teigen yesterday posted one of the realest post-partum photos we've ever seen from a major celebrity. How could we love her any more?!?!?!

In an Instagram ode to comedian Ali Wong, who got real about childbirth in her new Netflix special, the model shared a pic of herself with a reference to "Asian pear underwear." You'll have to watch the full special for the full details—and I highly recommend that you do—but, essentially, we're talking about adult diapers.

As we f**king should. Because diapers are a part of the post-birth process!! An important part!!!!!

"If you haven’t seen @aliwong’s new Netflix special, you are bad at picking Netflix specials #asianpearunderwear," she wrote under the photo.

The internet could NOT BE MORE HERE for her realness about life after childbirth. You can practically feel the commenters rising from their chairs to applaud her message.

If I'd just given birth, I'd wear a damn diaper proudly, too! Is there anything more badass than an article of clothing that says "I just created and pushed a damn human out of my body"?!

HUG A MOM TODAY. THEY ARE DOING THE LORD'S WORK.

Racist lawyer insists he's not racist, gets dragged all over again.

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Racist Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg—the racist lawyer who went viral for screaming at two women speaking Spanish and threatening to have them deported—is trying to bring his viral saga to a close.

A week after his name trended on Twitter and days after a mariachi band showed up and partied in front of his apartment, Schlossberg finally released an apology, in which he insists that he is not racist.

"I am not a racist," he (or his lawyer) wrote. "One of the reasons I moved to New York is preciously because of the remarkable diversity in this wonderful city."

Yeah, people aren't buying it. Check out that ratio!

Schlossberg insists that the video does not display the real him, but what about the other videos of him threatening people in the name of Trump?

Just today, a video of him verbally assaulting a stranger on Fifth Avenue, calling them an "ugly f*cking foreigner," went viral.

"I can't be a racist, I live in a city with diversity!" is the "as a father of daughters" of racists' apologies.

The internet dragged his statement, because it's why the 'net was born.

Which fixer did he hire to get such a weaksauce redemption strategy? Michael Cohen?

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24 Utterly Random Memes Everyone Should Laugh At This Morning.

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Good morning fellow meme lovers. This random meme list is relatable af. If you don't say, "that's me" at least once, you're probably an alien, or maybe just a really well adjusted fully functioning adult. Either one sounds crazy to me.

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Guy points out things you never noticed about your favorite movies. 'The Lion King' will never be the same.

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You will never be able to watch your favorite movies the same way ever again after reading this list.

David Amador (@DJ_Link) is an independent game developer based in Lisbon, Portugal, as well as a self-proclaimed 'movie trivia aficionado.' To pass the time, Amador compiled a list of fun facts and 'Easter eggs' hidden in your favorite films. Once you see them, you will never be able to un-see them.

Here are some of the tidbits Amador tweeted:

"I'm a bit of a movie trivia aficionado, I was procrastinating a bit by reading movie trivia and came across 'The Matrix' Doorknob and just started tweeting," Amador told INSIDER. He says that most of his list has come from reading trivia on the internet and watching interviews with actors and filmmakers:

"Personally, it enhances [these movies], especially the practical effects, it's amazing to learn the creativity behind it, so when watching it again I'll appreciate even more the work involved," he said. "Something like the one in 'The Matrix' is going to be hard not to notice from now on, but I don't think it will necessarily ruin it."

To read David Amador's entire list, click here.

10 hilarious senior yearbook quotes that will almost make you miss high school. Almost.

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It's the end of the school year, which means yearbooks are being released in schools around the country. And seniors are excited to finally see the funny quotes they chose to express themselves in print. Here are 10 seniors doing their part to make their yearbooks hilarious.

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