Twitter user Jordan Adams (@JordanKAdams97) posted a few pages from his nephew's Pre-K cookbook and the tweet has gone viral, garnering 47,000 retweets and over 116,000 likes as of right now. That's because the recipes are absolutely hilarious. The kids' attempts at coming up with even the ingredients for their favorite foods made us laugh, and also made us very relieved that these kids can't be near an oven or stove unsupervised.
Adams' nephew, Ethan, chose Ethan's Eggs as his recipe. The prep time is 1 hour and the cook time is apparently 2 seconds. Hmm. And it turns out all you need for Ethan's Eggs are pancakes, sugar, and Skittles.

Basically the instructions are: cook your own pancakes and then bring them to Ethan's house, where he will give you the eggs because his mom "makes eggs all the time." Not sure where the Skittles come in, but maybe as a topper?


Next up is Arianna's Macaroni, which contains melted cheese and macaroni, and also apples, strawberries, toys, a backpack and one doll (mmmm). This is a slightly more complicated recipe. Arianna's instructions read,
First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted cheese. The oven has to be hot like fire...like a candle...like for birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that it's time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a swimming pool. (Note: Not sure how essential this part is to the recipe.) My sister says, "Why do you go to the swimming pool and I say, "Because I like it." Now I go home (Note: Okay, so cook time is one swimming pool party) and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says, "Why do you do that?" it's becuase you blow on the macaroni so it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"
Sounds pretty easy! Next up are Joe's Tacos, which he decided to change to cheesy roll ups because he "really [doesn't] remember anything," and cheesy roll-ups are "super easy" (probably because they come directly from Taco Bell). His recipe is a little more advanced, only for serious chefs.

If you'd like to make Joe's Tacos/Cheesy Roll Ups, here's how:
First I don't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I change this to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is only 3 stuff you need, white cheese, yellow cheese and tortilla. I don't even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is too hard to think about tacos. But I can make cheesy roll ups. They are super easy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and I don't know where to buy the white cheese. I don't know how to make tacos. Cheesy roll ups are better because I know how to make them. Let me think...one time I made candy and it turned brown. I don't want tacos anymore. I like them, but I love cheesy roll ups more. I don't like beans because they make me throw up. My mom made me eat a burrito one time with beans and I threw up. Wait...I know how to make watermelon it is easy...just buy the watermelon and eat it.
Can't argue with that.

Finally, we have Sebastian's pancakes, which serve three and cost $70. That's pretty pricey considering that according to Sebastian, the only ingredient is salt. His very detailed directions read,
You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns so you have to be careful. You make like, something and put it in and it cooks. Then you get a plate and finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table, you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on it.
People on Twitter couldn't help but laugh at the this adorable naiveté.
Joe, don't worry about the tacos! Cheesy roll ups and one watermelon will be fine!
